As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

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(Source: CNN, via fcukingchoke)





I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I love everything and everyone in this picture with all my heart and soul


Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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cutest couple award goes to:

*smiles very slowly* thhhhhhanks *ugly wink* haha #bufferfestival2014 *CD emoji*

Oh my good gracious


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.
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